A twisted mind

Title: A twisted mind
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Renaj! (RenoxKadaj) and Lozoo (LozxYazoo)
Rating: Depends on how dirty a mind you’ve got… in-yer-endoes!

Dedicated to: Phantom-chick who wanted some Renaj for Christmas!

Author’s note: Actually, this is somewhat based on a true story …personally, I thought it was very clever *grin*
If you don’t get it, think about the way Loz and Yazoo first saw it.



Reno’s obsessions where heartfelt and overwhelming but they flickered quickly from one thing to another. Currently his latest passion was cars, and he’d spent most of his savings (saved mostly due to a certain nonchalance for money; life as a Turk was well paid and didn’t give its employees much free time in which to spend it) on a red sport car with a soft top that was now down making the summer breeze flow through his hair as he sped down the motorway.

Kadaj wondered a bit amused how long the car would be able to hold his lover’s interest; for all of Reno’s love for fast cars he was no Cid, and the Turk would soon get bored with the colour, or the model or some other such thing. But for now Kadaj had to admit it was a very smooth and fast ride, with luxurious leather seats and Reno’s arm around his shoulder – he couldn’t say he didn’t enjoy it.

That was, until a huge black motorcycle roared out of nowhere and sped up next to them, Yazoo and Loz both giving the cuddly couple an evil smile.

Revving the engine in obvious challenge, the two older Remnants drove the motorbike sharply in front of the car and started to speed up.

“Are you just going to let them get away with that?!” Kadaj almost jumped in his seat, glaring after his brothers quickly disappearing backs. “Go, go, go! Catch up with them!”

Reno grinned wickedly at the competitive Remnant, still lazily driving the car.

“Just wait, kitty, you’ll see.”

The motorbike in front of them suddenly swerved sharply as Yazoo almost lost control; it started skidding from side to side on the road whiles Yazoo strove to pull it back. From the look of it, Loz was no help, clinging to Yazoo and shaking oddly.

Forced to pull over, the Remnants stopped the motorbike as Reno pulled up the car behind them and stopped as well. The Turk’s grin got wider as he saw the two Remnants almost crying with laughter, Yazoo leaning over the bike and Loz using his brother for support.

Kadaj jumped out of the car, bewildered at his brothers’ odd behaviour.

“What?” He frowned at them. “What is so funny?”

“It’s the…it’s the…” Yazoo waved at the car, unable to speak.

“How did you ever get through that?!” Loz almost fell of the bike.

Kadaj glanced at the car. There where nothing strange with it, as far as he could see. All there were was the specially ordered license plate that Reno had paid extra money for, X32IARO.

“What, kitty?” Reno purred, putting his arm around Kadaj’s shoulders again. “You don’t get it?”

“Get what?” Kadaj sulked. If even Loz got it… “There’s nothing to get. You are just being stupid!”

“Sometimes you are so innocent, love.” Reno kissed the pouty mouth, but Kadaj hated to seem stupid and he was getting angry.

“If he’s innocent, it’s your fault, Turk.” Yazoo wiped his eyes and smiled his evil smile. “A certain lack of skills, perhaps? Not putting any effort into bed?”

“Oh, fuck you, Yazoo.” Reno stuck out his tongue at Yazoo.

“If you are holding back on things like *that* in bed, then no thanks, I prefer Loz.” Yazoo shook his head sweetly and Loz grinned proudly.

“I did not need to know that, yo!” Reno groaned and clutched his head to rid it of unwanted mental images.

“Know what?!” Kadaj lost all patience. “You are all being stupid! What are you talking about?”

“The plate, little brother.” Loz smiled. “The license plate. X32IARO.” He pointed at the bikes rear-view mirror.

“Yeah, so what….” And suddenly Kadaj turned bright red and burst out laughing as well.