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Schizophrenic blonde ISO male or female, short or tall, perky or sweet or terrifying, blonde, brunette, black-haired or silver-haired lover. Being alive is no requirement. Answer to: Desperate Chocobo
Threesome ISO cut off head.
Answer to: Moma’s boys
Dark, dire emo-king ISO butch blonde male to handle all my emotional distress, pick me up when I’m down, hold me during nightmares, tickle me during angst fits, listen to me whine over endless cups of tea, distract me with sex and chocolate when my demons threaten to take over and eat you alive. No smokers.
Answer to: Five minds in one body
Blonde captain ISO lover who can handle always being second in my life to my Highwind. No, the airship, ya jerk!
The ability to spurt wings in case of an airship accident would be great.
Answer to: Sometimes a spear is not a Freudian symbol, ya pervert
Gorgeous semen ISO terrified uke. Have to be able to handle a lot of physical and mental punishment. If you want to watch me destroy the planet, it’s a plus.
Absolutely no one with a sword.
Answer to: I Have An Obscenely Huge Sword
Red-haired Turk ISO ….why the Hell am I placing an ad? I have to carry an electric club just to fight of people trying to pick me up in the streets!
Blonde fangirl ISO runaway Turks, one red-haired, the other dark and bald. If you see them, please bind them, gag them and mail them to Enide Dear, Sweden. To save postage rate, don’t bother packing their clothes.
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Captain America:
Whether it be a thug or a nigh-omnipotent being, you can guarantee he'd throw his shield at it.
Running an empire is harder than finding diversity in an Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogue.
Gentlemen.
I don't think I have EVER laughed so hard in my entire life! xDDDDDDDD
Cid and Vincent's were obviously my favourites - "tickle me during angst fits, listen to me whine over endless cups of tea" and "sometimes a spear isn't a Freudian symbol, ya pervert" cracked me up - and Reno's one made me spurt water out of my orifices. xD
Well done, my dear, well done.
This confused me outta my mind: "cut of head" off
I feel so mean correcting you! It's just... I couldn't understand the sentence...
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我是中文的学生。
For every action theres, like, a different action that doesn't really have much to do with the first one, but is rad anyway.
*steals cookie 'cause she's too lazy to guess*
.... (scared the crap outta my brother i'm afraid...)
You really should make more stuff when you're bored
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Every name has a meaning.
Put two of them together and they will soon have a new meaning, a new purpose, and a new destiny.
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Thanks!
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Glad I made you smile, and seriously, why would I need clothes on the Turks? *grins evily*
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Glad you liked it!
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
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